When the recent Profiles In History auction catalogs came
out, I did what I always do – eagerly looked to see if there was any Star Trek TOS or TOS movie
stuff. As luck would have it, there was only one piece that fit my collecting
profile – a wrist communicator from Star Trek: The Motion Picture that was
attributed to Kirk.
Now, I LOVE hero props that can actually be connected to the
hero. I know that sounds strange, but frankly most heroes can’t be put
into a specific actor’s hand, so this was an exciting prospect to me. The photo
of the piece was great. I had no trouble believing it was a resin hero TMP
wrist comm. But hold on a minute. The “Kirk” attribution was based solely on
this:
“Inside armband
was written in light pen, “Kirk”. “
And then they showed a screen cap of Shatner as Kirk with a
wrist comm.
Which is all well and good, but the shot of Kirk that they used
didn’t actually confirm that THIS piece was on his wrist since it wasn’t a close-up
showing the face. Every main actor in the film had one of these on their wrist
– they weren’t limited to Kirk. So how exactly does this screen cap prove
anything? It doesn’t. So we have to go on a hand-written “Kirk”.
And in my opinion, that hand-written attribution is worth
NOTHING. Zero. That could have been added at any time over the last 33 years
since the piece was used. If someone wanted to sell you “the original Maltese
Falcon” and insisted it was real because someone wrote “Bogart” on the bottom,
would you believe it? If so, I’ve got a pretty black bird I’d like to sell to
you.
That said, the shot of the actual prop being sold was very
good. And I knew that they made tons of variants of these so that if I could
find a Kirk screen cap that showed the face of the comm, I stood a good chance
of confirming or debunking the claim.
That’s when I found out that even though the wrist comm was
worn by Shatner throughout the film, there’s never a great shot of the prop.
It’s simply a costume detail and never gets any screen time, a common thing
with such a prop. But I was able to find one scene that had Shatner holding his
hand up, and that told me everything I needed to know. Here are screen caps of
that scene:
I rotated and blew up the best shot so that I could see the
detail. I’ve made no other changes to this shot – anyone can pull this off
their copy of the movie.
The piece is not in sharp focus, but even so it is obvious
that this piece is NOT the one shown in the Profiles catalog. That one clearly
shows the letter “Y” while the screen cap shows something blockier – an “S”
perhaps? Also, the 2 ‘buttons” on the Profiles piece are blank and show no indication that they ever had anything on them, while the
screen cap clearly shows some type of elongated bar on each button. Again, no
match. And that was enough for me.
Profiles has a clear record of stretching the truth whenever
it suits them, and turning a blind eye to anything that doesn’t help sell,
sell, sell. They could have done exactly what I did, but they didn’t. That
would have been inconvenient.
I can’t say for sure that the one they sold was not worn by
Kirk at some point in the movie. But the only clear evidence that I could find
says that, in those scenes at least, he definitely did NOT. And I don’t buy
heroes based on flimsy evidence that anyone with a pen could manufacture in 5
seconds flat, and I don’t pay a premium for “maybe”. So I reluctantly passed on
the piece.
The comm did sell and fetched more than $3000. I think
that’s a lot for a “generic” wrist comm, but to each their own.
As with all Profiles auctions, "caveat emptor".
LLAP
LLAP
Don Hillenbrand
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